Friday, November 18, 2011

William Shatner on CNN

Yes, I had written about William Shatner’s role in helping the Super Committee earlier today, so I couldn’t pass up his appearance on Piers Morgan, could I? (Even though Piers Morgan was on it.) Well, during this interview, William Shatner talked about how we had to cut spending, but we didn’t know what to cut, because times are so tough. But then he mentioned how America has ended the space program, and how that’s awful.

Now, he didn’t say this in so many words, but I think this is what he meant: If we kept up the space program, we could build a Starship Enterprise. And guess what’s on a Starship Enterprise? That’s right: a replicator! So, we could just secretly replicate money in space, and then beam it back down to Earth, and we’d never have to cut spending on anything, and we’d never run out of money either! See? William Shatner has done it again!