The Scooter Store has an ad where the head guy says: “I promise no other company will work harder for you!” (Or something close to that.) But what I’d like to know is this: How can he be so sure that no other company will work harder? Does this guy have double agents working for the other companies where he pays them extra to be lazy? Or does he have some deal with Tonya Harding to break the competitors’ knee caps if they start working harder than him? I’d just like to know how this promise works.
Here’s the spot (the promise is at 0:33 sec.):
