Yes, to remind everyone, the government wants to make it a crime to lie on the internet. So does that mean that advertising will be banned online? They’re never telling the truth! But doesn’t advertising fund everything on the internet? So, what will happen to all those internet jobs? Or is this part of Obama’s job-killing agenda? (A Republican told me it is!)
Or could it be that the government is tired of kitten videos beating all the government websites for traffic? So that’s it! They’re jealous of kittens! And if they make lying on the internet a crime, then they will put all these kittens out of work by strangling their advertising revenue, and so all these kittens will die in the streets of starvation! Those sociopaths! How can they do that to kittens? No wonder people don’t trust the government anymore!
So that’s why we should allow ads that lie on the internet. You’re murdering kittens if you don’t!
Here’s the shocking story (again):
