Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Edible Gold Spray Paint

Check out this story:


This is a great idea! Now when graffiti artists get busted, the cops can just make them lick it off. We’d save so much money that way with legal system costs! And, you could have gold teeth on a temporary basis, and then you could eat it off when you tire of it. Plus, it’s easy to advertise! Just use the headline: “Spray that thing with bling!” (And it could refer to almost anything, so they’d only need one ad for all purposes!)

The only down side is that now there are a lot of upscale places that serve edible gold on stuff for lots of money. So how do we know if they’re giving us real gold now? Or, perhaps a better question is, if you’re wasting money like that, don’t you deserve to get gypped? (Maybe that can be the ad for using this to cheat rich idiots.)