Friskies cat food makes a flavor called “Sea Captain’s Choice”. That got me thinking that they could probably corner the market on Star Trek nerds’ cat food needs by having a flavor called “Starship Captain’s Choice”. It could say it’s made from Ferengi fish and Romulan rats and stuff. Yum yummy!
Then they could have ads showing a Federation starship captain fighting these alien beasts to the death before they’re made into cat food. And of course, they should have a cat in a Star Trek uniform on the can!
