Yes, this Thanksgiving get the turkeys raised in an alternative way: the "Jive Turkey"! Each "Jive Turkey" is raised in a dance club environment, with flashing lights, disco balls spinning, roller skates on, and non-stop '70s Disco and House music blaring! Additionally, each "Jive Turkey" is marinated in our proprietary juicy blend of ecstasy, ketamine, and other various club drugs, guaranteeing that even the most dysfunctional family will have a wonderful time together this Thanksgiving! (Warning: Please do not drive for at least 12 hours after eating the "Jive Turkey".) That's the "Jive Turkey": Ask for it by name!
(This is a joke. But there is a place in Brooklyn called Jive Turkey, and apparently they sell deep fried turkeys in lots of different flavors and all kinds of trimmings! Their menu looks great! I don't think they make one like I just listed above, but I guess you could ask!)
Here's the Jive Turkey restaurant's website:
