Rick Santorum called President Obama a “snob” for assuming everyone has the “aspiration” to go to college. And if everyone does have that aspiration, then Rick Santorum would look like a dummy for saying that. So what he needs is a product to make sure everyone does not have that aspiration. Sort of like an “anti-aspirant”: it’s like an antiperspirant, but it prevents aspiration. Do you suppose it could be called: “Unsure”? There’s a brand of antiperspirant called: “Sure”, so why not have an anti-aspirant called: “Unsure”? (As in, unsure you want to do anything with your life.)
Plus, an anti-aspirant might be good for Santorum in another way. If you look up the definition of “Santorum” on Google, and then you recognize that “aspirant” sounds like a compound word from the words: “ass” and “perspiration”, you’ll see that an “anti-aspirant” might help reduce the instance of santorum for people who wish to lessen its occurrence. And there’s just nobody who would like to reduce its occurrence, or even its existence, more than Rick Santorum.
Here’s the story about Rick’s comments:
