Wow! There’s a natural version of Coffee Mate? I thought that stuff was just White Out and artificial flavoring! Or maybe people just wanted one that would go bad like milk does? It does seem a little bit freaky that you could have the same bottle of Coffee Mate for 20 years and still use it. So maybe they’re just trying to get us to think about it more as food than paint, and that’s why they’re making this new product.
Well, good luck with that, guys! Because if it’s made from real milk and cream, then can’t we just get real milk and cream instead? And then we can use the milk for other stuff, like cereal. (I don’t think cereal is as good in Coffee Mate.) But I guess we’ll see if it sells, huh? After all, the proof is in the pudding, right? Oh, sorry, I meant it’s in the Coffee Mate. (Specifically, the sales of it.)
Here’s the naturally creamy spot:
