Sunday, February 12, 2012

Iran Has the Atomic Wedgie

Iran’s president says they have a big nuclear announcement to make in the next few days. Anyone who is a military analyst will know what this means: Iran has developed the atomic wedgie! It’s time to put on boxer shorts, America; for only then can we foil these monsters in their plot of world wedgie conquest!

Here’s the explosive story (They won’t mention the wedgie: that’s supposed to be a surprise!):