Infiniti has an ad running now where the cars they show keep changing color, from white to red, and then from white to black, and black to white, etc. Now, some people might not like this feature, because it makes it much harder to find your car in a parking lot. But hey, for criminals, this car is great! They’re basically showing us in the commercial how if we go to rob a bank in a white car, it will change into a red car after we drive away: it’s perfect! People can describe the car perfectly, but it won’t make any difference: the police won’t be looking for a black or red car with the same license plate as a white car, so this feature will help more criminals get away with crimes than any car in recent memory!
Wow, this car is destined to be the new standard to crooks and criminals for years to come! And it’s bound to make lots of money for Infiniti! Unless it’s false advertising! Maybe they’re partnering with the cops to trick robbers into thinking they can get away, and then the joke’s on them when the car is still the same color during the getaway, and they get busted. Well, I never! Haven't they ever heard of truth in advertising at Infiniti? The criminal element is not the one you want to get angry with you, let me tell you! They'll leave your cars with "the mark of the squealer"! Oh, but they do show the car squealing its wheels, so maybe it's somehow appropriate in that way, and they can say that's what it's really for.
Here’s the criminal car commercial:
