This commercial shows a couple riding up in a hot-air balloon, and then they rub it in that your penis can’t inflate and rise anymore like this balloon. How dare they pick on disabled people like this, I… Okay, they didn’t actually say that: but isn’t it obvious that this is what they’re implying?
But this gets me to this whole warning thing I never remember to mention when I rip on these ads: They say to ask your doctor if you’re healthy enough for sex. But that’s only considering one half of the equation! Shouldn’t they tell you to ask your doctor if you’re attractive enough for sex? If you’re not, it might give your partner a heart attack!
Here’s the high-flying ad (Come fly away in my beautiful, my beautiful, ballooooon!):
Actually, they burst my balloon by not putting this ad up! Way to deflate my hopes, Cialis!
