I have been house sitting for my sister’s family for the
past couple of weeks now. Everything seems fine, except that ever since they
left, their DVR keeps on scheduling shows to record that were never programmed
before. Well, naturally I have been erasing them all. You can’t let these
machines start to feel like they can just do whatever they want, you know. Otherwise,
they’ll get all over-confident and try to conquer the world. (I have seen The Terminator, and I know what they’re
up to! Well, not on my watch, buddy!)