You know, during the Olympics, the color of people’s medals
seem to mean a lot. And that’s why I’m surprised that no spray paint company
has come forward with ads for a quick-fix solution to not making the color
medal you wanted. You see, nowadays, there are instant spray-on gold, silver
and bronze finishes that look just as shiny and real as the real thing! So what
they could do is have an ad campaign that tells Olympians how to change their
bronze or silver to gold in one easy step. (And also how to change their
opponent’s gold to something else.) Simply point and spray with (whatever
brand’s) gold chrome finish, and win gold immediately! (And then you just have
to corner your opponent in the Olympic Village and spray their medal bronze. Or
maybe do it secretly while they’re sleeping!)
Yes, get yours wherever bad sportsmanship products are sold!
