Oh my God! The Fiat 500s are so miserable in Europe, they’re
committing suicide en masse by driving
off cliffs into the ocean and drowning themselves! Oh, the, um, automotivity?
And to try to cover it up, Fiat then pretends that these cars drove across the
ocean floor and popped out of the water like the zombie hordes in Land
of the Dead, invading America! So, now
we’ve got a bunch of new illegal immigrant cars, taking jobs away from American
cars? And they’re admitting it publicly in this commercial? Wow, talk about
shameless: covering up suicides and encouraging illegal car importation. Oh,
for shame! (You thought it was hard to find the heroin in The French Connection? What if their smuggling cars were driving up out of the ocean all willy-nilly? They'd never stop them!)
But hey: at least we know these new Fiats are impervious to
salt corrosion, so drive them into the ocean all you want and no problem! I’m
sure if they get any rust damage, they’ll be happy to replace them free of
charge! Right?
Here’s the auto-asphyxiating automobiles ad:
