Fast and Furious Bombshell

Today brought a bombshell revelation in the Fast and Furious investigation, as newly leaked documents reveal Attorney General Eric Holder spent the entire operation’s budget on Just for Men mustache dye, and that’s why nobody ever tried to track the weapons into Mexico. It might look bad for Holder, if he didn’t already look so good for using Just for Men mustache dye! Anyone who doesn't use it is in contempt of good looks and suave style!