Monday, July 9, 2012

Fatburger

Yes, there’s a burger chain called “Fatburger”. It’s odd that in the middle of an obesity epidemic there would be a fast food restaurant chain called Fatburger, but there is one. (It’s in Los Angeles. I think Magic Johnson owns it or something.) And I was thinking about how that name might tend to repel people from wanting to eat there, until I thought of something else, which is: youthful rebellion.

You see, maybe with the name “Fatburger”, it’s the perfect place for young people to go to rebel against the government and all the lame square adults who keep telling them that fattening foods are bad, etc. They get it pounded into their heads all day long how all the foods they love are bad for them, and they have to just eat tofu and bean sprouts, and they’re not having it! And maybe because it’s a burger joint, and it has “fat” in the name, it’s like sticking up both middle fingers at authority figures who are always trying to tell them what to do. So maybe the name is a stroke of genius after all!

You certainly can’t discount the youth rebellion angle from anything, that’s for sure. Anything adults and authority figures say is bad, kids want it. Whether it’s cigarettes, alcoholic beverages, nudie magazines, pornography, illegal drugs, loud annoying music, silly hairstyles, saggy pants; you name it: if adults don’t like it, kids will love it! And when I remembered that, I came to realize what a great name “Fatburger” really is after all.

This is Fatburger (a Los Angeles institution for 60 years and counting):