Hey, we all know global warming advocates want to make us
all stop driving cars and stuff, and they’re indoctrinating our children! How
can the innocent global warming denier survive these propaganda attacks? Why with
a propaganda attack of their own! How’s it possible? Well, it’s easy, really…
Kids love those wonderful characters from the Pixar Cars movies, right? There’s even a new theme park devoted
to these lovable characters! Oh, but evil liberals like Al Gore want to starve
our friends like Lightning McQueen and Mater to death! They blame these
innocent patsies for climate change, and they’ll stop at nothing to destroy
them! Oh, no! Surely we must band all children together to save these friendly
gas-burning vehicles from those mean old global warming activists! (I’m sure
some corporation, maybe an oil company, might help fund such an initiative?)
(See? You can spin
stuff the other way with kids! You just have to think of how to trick them into
agreeing with you. Um, I mean, uh, convince them with facts!)
Here is a new article talking about tree ring studies
revealing climate history I have known about for years as though the findings
are new (but the general consensus is the same, apparently. So we still have to
murder Lightning McQueen! He’s guilty of global warming: him and all his
nefarious vehicular kind! Slash their evil tires and starve them of their evil
oil and gas before it’s too late! Oh, actually, it is already too late, but whatever: punish them anyway!):
(I’m joking: Calm down, hippies!)
