Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Global Warming Denier Campaign for Kids?

Hey, we all know global warming advocates want to make us all stop driving cars and stuff, and they’re indoctrinating our children! How can the innocent global warming denier survive these propaganda attacks? Why with a propaganda attack of their own! How’s it possible? Well, it’s easy, really…

Kids love those wonderful characters from the Pixar Cars movies, right? There’s even a new theme park devoted to these lovable characters! Oh, but evil liberals like Al Gore want to starve our friends like Lightning McQueen and Mater to death! They blame these innocent patsies for climate change, and they’ll stop at nothing to destroy them! Oh, no! Surely we must band all children together to save these friendly gas-burning vehicles from those mean old global warming activists! (I’m sure some corporation, maybe an oil company, might help fund such an initiative?)

(See? You can spin stuff the other way with kids! You just have to think of how to trick them into agreeing with you. Um, I mean, uh, convince them with facts!)

Here is a new article talking about tree ring studies revealing climate history I have known about for years as though the findings are new (but the general consensus is the same, apparently. So we still have to murder Lightning McQueen! He’s guilty of global warming: him and all his nefarious vehicular kind! Slash their evil tires and starve them of their evil oil and gas before it’s too late! Oh, actually, it is already too late, but whatever: punish them anyway!):


(I’m joking: Calm down, hippies!)