Here is yet another probiotic regularity product to help you
with your congenital constipation conundrum, and this one claims to have stuff
that survives better in your digestive tract, so you won’t be simply defecating
probiotic bacteria corpses when you poop. But if you really want a living
organism in your bowels, and you need to fix your excretory ailments, why not
get something we all know survives very well inside the human body, like the
proven reliability of a tapeworm? That’s what I use. And a tapeworm will eat up
all of your food, so you’ll be nice and thin; plus, you’ll never have to worry about problems with your own poop
ever again! (Although your tapeworm might require some probiotics if it ever becomes constipated; but that’s
not really your problem, is it? I
wonder, though, if there are probiotic products and commercials for tapeworms
that are broadcast inside people’s intestines? But then again, where could a
tapeworm buy such things anyway? Do they crawl out at night, and drive off to
the store in your car, using your own credit cards to buy their stuff with? Or,
I guess they probably just order it online and have it delivered right to its
front door {which is your back door}.
And I guess that would be UPS that makes anal deliveries, because they have
that slogan that says: “What can brown do for you?” {Now it finally makes
sense!})
I can’t find this commercial on YouTube, but here is some
boring news report on “Superfoods” and probiotics, including an obvious plug
for Sustenex (And since Sustenex is for regularity, would that make it a “butt
plug”?):
