Lunesta is a prescription medication for sleep. But what
about people who are afraid of sleep because they have nightmares, like in A
Nightmare on Elm Street? Well, surely they
could make a commercial to alleviate the worries of these types of people,
right? Of course they could, and here it is!
So the person taking Lunesta is all worried Freddy Krueger
is going to kill them, but they need to sleep or they will have all kinds of
health problems, so they take Lunesta. And just as they fall asleep, that neon
butterfly that is Lunesta’s logo flies past their face, and then Freddy Krueger
appears to torment them. But it’s no use, because the Lunesta butterfly turns
into Mothra, and it kills Freddy Krueger! And such is the fate of any monster or character that would disturb the dreams of a Lunesta user! (And if you have any doubts,
then please remember that Mothra is the only monster ever to have beaten
Godzilla in a fight! Look it up!)
Plus, Mothra always drops this rain of golden sparkles onto other monsters, and it starts to make them drowsy, so she would be a perfect mascot for Lunesta! It’s like Sandman sand! Plus this would open up Lunesta to a whole new market of giant monsters as well! (What, you don’t think they have sleepless nights too? Think of their performance anxiety the night before they attack Tokyo: will they measure up to Godzilla? That could keep them up all night, and then they’ll just be repelled by the army! Think of the embarrassment! Oh, but with Lunesta, monsters can always get a restful night’s sleep so they can destroy whatever city they set their sights on! {Unless they’re in someone else’s nightmare, in which case Mothra will kick their ass to prevent them from ruining that person’s restful night’s sleep!})
(On a side note here: The Blogger interface claims Godzilla and Mothra are misspelled. Come on Google: I thought you guys were nerds! You’ve never heard of Godzilla before? That’s some odd nerd who has never heard of Godzilla! Get with the program, guys!)
Plus, Mothra always drops this rain of golden sparkles onto other monsters, and it starts to make them drowsy, so she would be a perfect mascot for Lunesta! It’s like Sandman sand! Plus this would open up Lunesta to a whole new market of giant monsters as well! (What, you don’t think they have sleepless nights too? Think of their performance anxiety the night before they attack Tokyo: will they measure up to Godzilla? That could keep them up all night, and then they’ll just be repelled by the army! Think of the embarrassment! Oh, but with Lunesta, monsters can always get a restful night’s sleep so they can destroy whatever city they set their sights on! {Unless they’re in someone else’s nightmare, in which case Mothra will kick their ass to prevent them from ruining that person’s restful night’s sleep!})
(On a side note here: The Blogger interface claims Godzilla and Mothra are misspelled. Come on Google: I thought you guys were nerds! You’ve never heard of Godzilla before? That’s some odd nerd who has never heard of Godzilla! Get with the program, guys!)
