These days, Jägermeister is offering a give-away stainless
steel hip flask with their 750 ml bottle as a promotion. The nice thing about
this is that when you buy your Jägermeister this time, the cash register clerk
won’t have to spend time looking for the thing that takes the big anti-theft
cap off your bottle for once (They’re usually all broken, so they have to get
the manager to find one that works, and it takes 20 minutes.), so you’ll save
time. The bad part of the deal is if you decide to use your brand new hip flask
for Jägermeister.
Remember, you’re supposed to drink it cold from the freezer!
So that means that either: a.) You’ll freeze your hip off trying to carry this
thing around, or: b.) You’ll drink your delicious Jägermeister at the perfect
temperature of 98.6° Fahrenheit (Yum! Um, I mean, uh, Gag!). Actually, probably
both will happen, except that when your frozen flask heats up so rapidly, it
will just possibly crack and spill Jägermeister all over your pants. Oh, but that
will just start a whole new party-helping drinking game: “Suck the Jägermeister
out of the Pants”! (Maybe they should make ads suggesting this for when this
eventuality occurs.)
