1.) She supports Israel
2.) She doesn't know how to use email
3.) She hates Republicans
4.) She knows what's best for you more than you do
5.) She likes to argue
6.) She married a lawyer
7.) She's gotten "schlonged"
This post is a joke on the Hillary Clinton campaign's "Hispandering"* claim that she "is just like your Abuela" (Apparently lots of people on social media disagreed with this claim.):
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/8-ways-hillary-clinton-just-your-abuela/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hillary-clintons-team-thinks-shes-just-like-your-abuela-twitter-disagrees_567988d7e4b0b958f6582047
And Donald Trump's comment that Hillary got "schlonged" when she lost to Obama in 2008.
No offense, I hope. I'm just being silly here suggesting another failed attempt at pandering.
* BTW: I did not come up with the term: "Hispandering"; it was in the Huffington Post story.
