Was Stretch Armstrong also on steroids, or was only Lance Armstrong on steroids? I only ask because I've never seen anyone as stretchy as Stretch Armstrong who was not on steroids. I mean, he must have been juicing! Right?
And where's the Stretch Armstrong Foundation for Stretchy People? They need help too.
This is Stretch Armstrong, for those who are unfamiliar with him and his stretchiosity:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stretch_Armstrong
