In this proposed ad for Rogaine, we would see a series of pictures of bald eagles, and the announcer says: “Yes, they’re majestic, but isn’t it sad that they’re bald? They’re the symbol of America! How can we allow ourselves to be portrayed as a country of baldness? That’s why we made it our mission to give Rogaine to bald eagles, and look at the results!” Then we see a series of pictures of bald eagles with ridiculous looking hairstyles Photoshopped onto their heads. Then the announcer says: “Get Rogaine: It’s freedom for your hair!”
Then, in following ads, the slogan would be: “Rogaine: Free your hair!”
(Yes, this was inspired by the meme of bald eagles with Donald Trump hair.)
(Yes, this was inspired by the meme of bald eagles with Donald Trump hair.)