Tuesday, December 22, 2015

The Donald Demands Hillary Apologize

Donald Trump recently demanded an apology from Hillary Clinton when it turned out her assertion that videos of Trump’s statements about Muslims were being used as recruiting tools for ISIS was a lie.

Hillary Clinton’s campaign responded to the demand for an apology, saying: “Hell No!”

But I think they should have said: “Hillary Clinton has made a successful career out of lying, and even though almost every lie she tells is outed as a lie, she never gets in trouble for any of them. So why should she start apologizing now, seeing as how lying works so well for her? I mean, look at her poll numbers! Lying is working wonders for her. We say she can never tell enough lies! She’s going to lie her way right into the Oval Office! Just watch her.”

But that would be honest, and it is the Hillary Clinton campaign, so they would never do that.

(By the way, Democrats: just because I can’t help but notice Hillary Clinton’s dishonesty, it doesn’t mean I am a Republican. Why can’t we have an honest Democrat leading in the polls? You guys are the ones supporting an infamously dishonest candidate, so don’t look at me: look in the mirror. Oh, and the sexism and right winger accusations the Hillary Clinton campaign likes to brand critics with don’t really fit me very well, seeing as how I want Kirsten Gillibrand to be the president. But they can try them anyway if it pleases them…)