When I was a little kid, it was all men talking about
football and interviewing players and coaches on TV. Now there are lots of
beautiful women interviewing players and coaches and such on TV, like Tracy
Wolfson. (I love her. I’m so mad she’s not doing college football anymore.)
But married men actually get in trouble with their wives for
watching TV when pretty women are onscreen. So how about an ESPNM (for: “Married”)
and an ESPNS (for: “Single”), where the one for married men would have all old
men talking about football, and the one for single men would have all beautiful
women talking about football.
How many marriages will be saved and how many single men
will be made happy with such an arrangement? Correctness be damned: shouldn’t
marriages be saved and young men be happy? I ask you.
