Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’s Revenge

In this, the true story of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, radioactive fallout from nuclear weapons testing in the 1950s flows towards the North Pole and freezes into a glacier. And wouldn’t you know it, but this radioactive glacier is where Rudolph is born, with the nuclear radiation mutating his genetic structure to give him a bright red nose. All the other reindeer laughed and called him names and wouldn’t let poor Rudolph play in any of their reindeer games, but little did the other reindeer know, but Rudolph’s nose was glowing red due to its atomic power, and when Rudolph becomes angry, it starts a nuclear chain reaction, making him into an apocalyptic killing machine. And so it’s only a matter of time before the other reindeer’s bullying goes to far, pushing poor Rudolph over the edge of sanity and turning him into a reindeer weapon of mass destruction. And so, having been maligned once too often, Rudolph attacks and kills all the other reindeer with the deadly radioactive atomic death ray laser beam that comes from his red nose. Then, having dispatched his tormentors, and sick of being the only atomic mutant, Rudolph commandeers Santa’s sleigh on Christmas and delivers radioactive venison from the reindeers he killed to all the peoples of the Earth, so that when they eat it, they will absorb the massive amounts of atomic radiation remaining from his nuclear nose assault and mutate into atomic weapons as well. And so finally now Rudolph won’t be the only one with a glowing red nose to be picked on anymore. The End.