Look out, it’s Vested Interest, the superhero with a brightly colored vest who fights for causes he has a vested interest in!
He fights corrupt oil companies and coal lobbyists because
he has invested in clean energy companies like wind farms and solar panels!
He fights against corrupt investment bankers from some banks
because he has investments with other, competing investment banks!
He goes after jewel thieves whenever they steal jewels from
stores and companies insured by insurance companies he has invested in!
He goes after bad guys with guns because he is paid by a gun
control lobbying group!
Yes, look out bad guys he has no vested interest in protecting,
for Vested Interest is on the case!
