Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Is Charles Krauthammer a Vulcan?

Charles Krauthammer is a real conservative firebrand. But somehow he never seems to get emotional about anything. He always talks in an extremely controlled monotone delivery, and I always wondered why, until I saw him this evening. He looked kind of like this:


Look at his eyebrows. Those are Vulcan eyebrows. Slap a couple of pointy ears and some Vulcan outfit on him, and he’d look like one of the Vulcan elders. (So that’s why J. J. Abrams destroyed Vulcan in his first Star Trek movie: He doesn’t agree with Charles Krauthammer on policy! And he knew that Vulcan was a whole planet of Charles Krauthammers! I knew it!)

Gee, I don’t know if we should allow expatriate Vulcan elders to comment on our human Earth politics, no matter how many Trekkers support it. I think Trump should propose deporting all Vulcans. Don’t you think so? After all, Charles Krauthammer is a vocal critic of Donald Trump. Certainly anyone who criticizes Donald Trump should be banned from the planet, right?