Wow, I guess you can’t trust anyone these days! A group of Elves on Shelves were busted for allegedly secretly filming small children disrobing and then uploading the footage to a child porn website once the kids went to sleep.
Spying for Santa Claus, huh? More like spying for a pornographic website! (Allegedly.) Perverts! (Allegedly.)
I always knew there was something off about the Elves on the Shelves, but I didn’t want to believe it!
(Can we now trust the Elvis on the Shelvis? All those suggestive pelvic gyrations: He said Santa asked for that stuff! Now I don’t know who to believe anymore when they ask me if they can spy on my children. But I guess I should just trust them anyway, huh?*)
* Don’t worry: I don’t have children.
