In this, the exciting prequel to Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Awakens, the Force gets tired and decides to take a nap for a while. And so the story features Jedi and the Sith trying to use the Force, but it doesn't work. So Jedi try the Jedi Mind Trick on Stormtroopers, saying: "These aren't the droids you're looking for," and the Stormtroopers say: "Um, actually, I'm pretty sure they are. They sure look like the droids we're looking for. Hey, come back here!" And evil Sith characters try strangling people to death with the Force, but it doesn't work. (Although to avoid being cut in half with a light saber, the victims pretend it works and play dead.) And I'm afraid that blue Sith lightning just won't conjure. A Sith Lord tries using it, but nothing comes out, prompting his intended victim to ask: "Um, what are you doing? Conducting to music on your earbuds?" Then the Force starts dreaming, which sets off all kinds of disturbances and such, imperiling everyone in the entire galaxy!
When will the Force wake up? See Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Awakens to find out!
