Okay, prepare yourself for the upcoming Google-PeTA smackdown! Why? Well, because I just saw the new Google internet security web ad, and it’s got a guy being attacked by a polar bear and then falling into a pit of ferocious poisonous snakes! And isn’t this the kind of thing that will make everyone want to increase global warming to get rid of all the polar bears? And won’t people start to get scared of snakes all of a sudden, when they’re all really nice? So Google is perpetrating a vicious smear against polar bears and poisonous snakes when they know these animals would never hurt people no matter what! (Especially since they’re cartoons in this web ad. But that’s no excuse! We know what animal-hating propaganda they’re up to! Right, PeTA?)
Oh, no! But I’m on Blogger, which is owned by Google, so they’re going to send extra cartoon polar bears and poisonous snakes to shut me up! Aaaaaa!
