It’s a hot day in what looks like Santa Monica to me, and so some silly white boy takes a sip of a soda called Sun Drop, and he starts dancing around like crazy (because energetic, kinetic dancing always cools you off). And the music is this crazy dance song where they sing: “Dance! Too much booty in the pants! Drop it low!” And with my silly mind, I couldn’t help but joke that they were saying: “Dance! Too much doody in the pants! Drop it low!” And then I thought what a ridiculous commercial that would make for Depend undergarments (the adult diapers). They could show some crazy dancers in old age makeup dancing around the beach in some Florida retirement community, and from their pants we could tell that they had “dropped one low” in their pants. And then the announcer could say that with Depend undergarments, you can “drop one low” and have “too much doody in the pants”, and you’ll still be protected by their comfortable, no-leak adult diapers! (But they’d have to replace “booty” with “doody” in the song.)
Here’s the dance craze commercial:
