Thursday, September 25, 2014

2002: Revenge of the Super-Intelligent Space Shapes

After the events of 2001: A Space Odyssey, different super-intelligent geometric shapes arrive to fight the rectangle monoliths: ellipses and triangles. And so it’s ellipses and triangles vs. rectangles in a battle for geometric supremacy in our galaxy!

It all starts because the ellipses and triangles are mad, after seeing in 2001: A Space Odyssey, that the rectangles are getting all the credit for being higher forms of super-intelligent life, and they want revenge, and credit for their own geometric from of super-intelligent brilliance and sophistication. And once the rumble begins, all the other polygons join in the fight in a free-for-all of rhomboid shapes, circular shapes, stars and irregular shapes: the sky’s the limit!

Well, it’s a brutal battle between the shapes, destroying not only the universe, but also all polygons. Once it’s over, nothing remains but points and lines, and the universe has to evolve again from square one: a new Big Bang.

It’s all the pissed-off persistent polygon pummeling you can handle; it’s: 2002: Revenge of the Super-Intelligent Space Shapes, coming soon to a theater near you!

(Maybe the plot to the upcoming movie of the 1980s video game Tetris will be like this.)