Band Names

Loud Lout

Papa Pompadour

Hootenanny Nannies
The Quaran-Teens
State of Play Doh
Decibel Delivery
Sonic Bionics

Scandal Us
Jaggernaut
BioRhythm

Furry Fury
Rave Crave

Petty Cure
Poet Tree
Spamurai

Jail Sells

Run Red

Bloodite
HypnoSis

Hemo Cult
Fright Club

Add Diction
Militia’s Intent

Scum Drum
Seen Your
Evil Dad
High Jack
Surf Bored
Smurfboard
Lurking Jerks
Lurk King

Limp Pimps
Surly Girlies
Haute Wheels

Smug Jugglers
Baptism by Fur
Mo Better Booze
Messed Mixages
The Bronx Cheers
Snack Food Snafu
Knickers ’n’ a Twist
A Spark in the Dark
Finger Pickin’ Good

Rockin’ Robbin’

Rock Mobster
Prefab Four
Spock Amok
Abattoir Choir
Cannibal Eyes
Low Wage Rage
Hover Above Her
The Incredible Sulk
Stew 'n His Own Juice
Drunk Tank Dunk Tank

Doppelgangbanger

Hammer Slammer

Teacher’s Petting

Game of Bones

JRR Tokin’

Bitter Sitar

Nude Frodos

Nip Slip Trip
Glower Power

Beware of God
The Glam Reaper

Chorus Karloff

Frankenstyle

The Glampyres

The Gramophonies

The Drool Pool

Permafrown

The Coroner Corner

Loony Croons

Jealous E.

Prime 8

4-Nick-8

For Nick Hate

Murder Myrtle

Sue Perman
Frumpytown

Oliver Twisted
The Loco Motives
Gabba Gabba Hayride

The Tumescent Tummies

Turgid Id

Putrefashion
Distinct Stink

The Putrefaction Faction

Uncle Unctuous

The Prose Bowl
Gee Oh Graphic
Blow Up Her Skirt

The Swinging Fulcrums

National Pornographic

Playhouse Slumlord

Dollhouse Slumlord
Grin & Bare It

Grin & Bury It

Vampire Bat Mitzvah
Assassins’ Greed
Max Attacks

Hey Judas

Harpoontang

A Fistful of Dolls

Executie

Gendercide

Milady’s Malady

Blast Femur

The Scarlet Scars

The Admirable Admiral

The Anecdote Antidote

Sonic Doom

Lauren Forcement

Stabba Dabba You

Singe Binge

Gibson Girls

Fender Benders

Defcommie

Womaniac

Womandatory

Girlsterous

Emasculation Proclamation

The Creep of the Crop

Electrofragmentizer

Disgusting Discussion

Obscene Obloquy

Strumpets' Trumpets

Dismissive Missive

Destroy Troy

Bitter Arbiter

Low-Key Loki
Nightshtick
Gothzilla

Guilted

Disgust at Length

Vertigo-go

My Little Phony

California Caliphate

Pariahoneer

Hair There & Everywhere
Mustache Lust Bash
Dead Dread

Nosy Rosy

A Melange of Melons

Irreverent Whores in Heat (Sounds like: Reverend Horton Heat)

The Writer of Wrongs

Murder Migraine

Infinite Infants
Suggestive Gestures
The Jesting Gestures

Polly Gone and the Squares

Crotch Grab and the Pelvic Gyrations

Hugie Loser and the Newsers
Double Dare Double Date

Beckoning Bacon

The Swash Un-Bucklers

I Want a Brontë

Smitten with Kittens

The Rapid & the Vapid

The Depravity of Gravity

Malicious Delicious

Malicious Militias
Minstrel Show

Wise Guise

Nice Guise
Frisky Frisks
Frisk Me Frisky

Roughed Up by Toughs

Maughammie Dearest

Grand Theft Medicare
Kill Me Deadly

Dick Selfie

MorAss
Mad Mex

Sodom Eyes
I of the Needle
Lord Byron’s Daughter

The Accomplished Accomplice
The Super Superficials

This Old Dark House
Darkness Devours
Masque Macabre

Macho Macro
Pantsuit Pandermonium

Fashion Police Academy

Psychotic Break Dance

Picasso Porn
Mountain Dewable

Bar Bar the Elephant

Phyllis Stein

Quirky Twerky

Twerk Twerp

King Thong

Smartacus

Smartalecus

The Wilde Bunch

Prodigy Progeny

Tragic Magic
Troubadour Knob
Foo Manchu Fighters
Fist of the White Ferrari
Fist of the White Lamborghini
Clan of the White Lotus Europa

Chew Manchu (Chew Man Chew)

Howard Keel Hall (Keel Haul)
Bitchfinder General
Chief of Staph
Sin Tax Error

Diss Band
GWAR Crime
Psycho Babel
The Pink Pantera

Psycho The Rapist, Psychotherapist
Perry Lellogram and the Wrecked Tangles
Right Angle and the Squares
Brainwashing Detergent
Danger Dancer
Hum Drums
Drunk Tankers
Wrecked Tangles

Carryin’ Carrion
Drones On Strike

The New Cuckolds

Movie Magic Murderers

A Skateboard Named Desire

A Muscle Car Named Desire

Cutie’s Cooties

Cutie Sleep

Nuclear Photobombs

Propaganda for Amanda

In Sin You Ate

The Outernet

Crypto Night
Kryptonightmare
Pollution Solution

Showerus Erectus

Fetid Pets
Reddi Pistol Wip

Me Amo My Ammo

Piss ‘Till Whipped

The Bitching Hour
Hotski to Trotski

Phony Express

Irate Pirates

Aunt Acid

Scowl City
Hedda Gambler

Malicious Malcolm
The Titillateds

Splice Girls

Drama Dairy (With the hit song: “Milk It (For All It’s Worth)!”)

Bumpkinhead
Comedom King
Mutilation Titillation

Jump the Megalodon

The Gripes of Wrath

The Gapes of Wrath

Frail Pale Males

Babies with Scabies

Babies with Rabies

Licentious Lice

Idol Threats
Beige Rage

Midolatry

Stabitha
Dill Dough

Ad Here Ants

Rogue Rouge

Killer Kilts

Assport

Sourpussy
Yacht Yobs

Chitlins of the Sea

Miss Shapen and the Blobs

The Red Sweet Bell Peppers

The Green Hot Jalapeño Peppers

Sex Predator Drones

Sleazy Pass
The Unrapturable

The Intolerants of Tolerance

Embarrassment of Rich’s
Sonic Extremists

Danderlion

Kitty Viddy

Stag Nation

HipHopCrisy

Mendacity City

Epic Epidemic

Ironic Iconic

2 Tonics

Sonic Tonic

Sonic Colonic
The Sound It Outs

Superduperintendents

The Kumquat Plot
Diet Tribe

I Lash
Land O' Fakes
Crawl & Growl
Halloween Teens
Goo Goo Get You

The Depravity of Gravity

Shaming of the True (A spoonerism of Taming of the Shrew)

Drivel Driver

S Capades

Press Capades

Mess Capades

Yes Capades

Abbie Crumbum & Bitch

Kitsch Bitch

Lavish & Slavish

Divining Fraud

Hacktalk

Disco Very
Public Privates
Six Zillion Dollar Men

Hospices Under Our Auspices

The Red Rad Bad Apples

Pour Favor

Great Expectorations

Marlin Brando

Hump Free Bogart

The Whine-Os

The Hi Hos
Q Balls

The Revvin’ Seven

Peel Out

The Squealing Rubbers

The Hopped Ups

Auto Erotica

Neurotic Psychotics

The Psycho Path

Psycho Sis
Bloodite
The 4 Front

Created Elated

U4ia (You Fouria)

Ex To See (Your Ex To See)
Fashion Plate and the Dishies
Carnal Carnival Atmosphere
Buster and the Perp Walks
Mummy Mommy
Funyun Dungeon
Teacher's Pet Dinosaur
Dinosaur, Sr.

Happy Nessie
Lower the Boom
Lower Than Boom
Censorquip
Dishy Dishes
In Fat You Ate
Club Psych Med
Club Meds
PhantomAss
Vulcan Eyes
Spock Smock
Spock’s Socks
Tex Mex Sex
Punk Uncle
Hole-E
ABC-Holes
Happy Dagger
The Earregulars
Exorschism
Exorcismania
Diss Possession
Possession Obsession
Dubious Douchebags
Devious Dubious Dudes
Hoodoo Doodoo
Medusa’s Pubes

Bunk in the Trunk

Shoot Your Mouth Off

Ravish McTavish
Anne Athema
Parky Poseur
Kinky Kinski
Klaus Kinky

Killer Breeze
Tease for Two
Basil Wrathbone
Christmas Stalkings
Media Circus Peanuts
Beaten with Baguettes
Percy Cuted and the Martyrs

Uninformed Uniformed Men
The Tiananmen Squares

The Vampire’s Desires

Dee’s Ire

Hell’s Smells

Lake Pipes Roar

The Uranium Paladium

Nuclear Nookie
Bong Appetit

Alkie Hall

Hashtragic

Bitter Twitter Litter

Delete Tweet

Stand and Be Mounted
Safe Word Crackers

Highway to Health

Axing For It

The Sketchies

Wolfman’s Jacked

Creature from the Blue Lagoon
The Immoral Minority (A reversal of The Moral Majority)
Imagine Nation

A Sassy Nation
Succor Sucker

Built In Guilt

Sister’s Blisters

Gilded with Guilt

ProhiBitchin’

Blood Bunny
Yippy Dog Slayer

Legion of Gloom
Door of Voodoo
Schlock & Awe
Anti-Bellum
Thing Tank

Pornado

Suenami

Dr. Sued

Son of Sam I Am

In Little League with Satan

Be Bop Fop

Flight Fright

Irate Ira

Mad Menstruation

Midol Is My Idol

Boys Will Be Toys

Shake, Rattle and Drool

Rattled Prattle

Slanted Rants

Die A Tribe

Diet Tribe

Diet Tribe Diatribe

Gangster’s Quad

Reds Care

The Insipids

Insipid Sips

Party Stupors

Gnarlissimo

Fecun Ditties

Fecundity City

Sore Dinosaurs

Corny Crooners

Binging Singing

Lord of the Sings

Minimal Criminals

Knuckle Sand Witch

Scum Came Running

Blame Game Champs

Itty Bitty Kitty Committee

Skullduggery Thuggery

Annoying Neighbors

Handsome Hansom

Gristle for the Mill

Dapper Flappers

New York Kitty

Baby Truth

Anger Banger

Danger Manger

Erectile Projectile
Offended and Upended
The Nookie Monster
Home Groan
Cruelio

Noise Boys

Scream Team

Extreme Dreams

Outlaw In-Laws

Return to Splendor

Incogneato

Fandom House

The Fandom Tollbooth

Random Pandemonium
The Mute Elated

Bile Smile

The Bile Mile

Prime Time Crime

The High Way

Blotto Motto

Risky Whisky

Barmageddon

Super Stupor

Candy Bards

Pill Kill
Nymphotence
Omnimpotence

Mourning Morning
Problem Attic

Lewd Nudes

Lewd Brood

Tribeca Rebecca
Veruca Salt-N-Pepa
The Duke of Fuckingham

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow (<For a band of bald guys.)
The Fatuous and the Furious
Chew the Fatuous
Infantile Smiles

Born Torn

Medic Scare

Spawn Shop

Die in the Sky

Murder My Sweetie

Fantastic Scams

KleptoBrats

Doom Tomb

The Doom Doom Room
The Vroom Vroom Room

Guile With Style

Quicklime Pie

Mellow Fellows

Moaning Lisa

Passionista

Nervy Pervs

Charm’s Harms

Night Mayor

Skunkyard
Mirth Birth
Rookie Nookie

Pow Pow Powder

Knight Flight
Motortricycle

Finger Painters

Rage on Stage

Strip Maul

Basquiat Case

Ice Pricks

Wig Wham

Sin & Tonic

Ass Mask

Sinsurround

Piles of Smiles

VW Beatles

Snack Sabbath

Pop Scorn

The Dee Tees

The Hee Bee Gee Bees

Empirical Empire

Spot of Bother

Hop It
The Jack-Its

Bother Your Mother

Bother Your Father

Gender Blender

Douchebrag

Ass Fault
WikiPDA

Skulking Skulls

The Skulking Skull Kings

The Xanadudes

Sinergy

Semenary

Capone’s Drones

The Onus to Own Us

Nacho Sleaze

Lady Gag

Lady Dada

Spasmotics

Snipers in Diapers

Sister Sold Ya
Psy-Op Pop
The Psy-Op Co-Op

The Bunburyists

Bury Bunbury

Pow Pow Pow Wow

Big Star’s Cars
The Drool Pool
Unholy Shit
Gory Glory

Ghoul Drool
Desperadope

Purloined Pearls

This Blood’s for You
Beers for Fears
Butt Glue Sniffers

Pretty Boy Droid
The Effervescents
Mystery History
Booty on the Ground
Climate Change Purse

Attack Helicopter Parents
The Binge Size Candy Bars
Natural Porn Killers
Venice the Menace
The Menace from Venice
Diarrhea of a Madman
Hollywood Holograms
Gender’s Game
Somnabullshit
Meowtrage
ResErect
Pool Haul
Pool Hall Balls
Les Paul’s Balls
Manly Paul Stanley

Twerky Turkeys
Wowza Yowza

Pandermonium
Ace Poker Face
Marshall Cramps
Hiwatt Twats
Hiwatt Hotshots

Surly Burly Boys

Sun Kissed Summer
Subjunctive Outrage
The Lollapalosers
Infected Invective
The Tissues of Lies
Beyond the Pail
The Lone Anger
Partisan Artisans
Violence Violins
Sinister Sister
The DeciBulls

Type Aaaa!
Dearth Ray
Heidi Hole
14U2C

Quotidian Quote Quota

The Bitter Arbiters

Too True to Be Good

Awaken to Bacon

The Astronaughties

Hell to Play

Boozy Floozy

The Most Dangerous Dame

Collider

School Incubus

Chiller

Nightshtick

Flirt Alert

The Blow Darts

Loop de Loop

Larger Supercharger

The Spread Eagles

Fish Floppers

Smug Thugs

Autopsy-Turvy

Bingo Binge

Strip Poke

Squirt Alert

Lair

Very Scary

The Very Scaries

Scare Scars

Paul Maul

A Void

Shocking

Taste of Fear

The Shakes

Steer Clear

Flood Light

The Old Guard

Scandal Eyes

Malicious Motives

The Ivory Ban Band

Crank It (The Crank Its)

Turn It Up

Ear Splitters

Ear Splittings

Ann Noise

Amour Food

Bloody Hell

DiscoVery

The Unitards

Noise & Screaming

Demented 3 Cocks

Jewels of Joules

Thirteen Burns

The Banned Band

Blues Man Group

Amazon Primates

100 Watt Riots

Sutter Cane’s Brain

Buzz Balm

Can Nibble Corpse

Pharma Farm

Phat Pharm

Scrumpdiliitious

Dreamy Premie

Fun Size Johnsons

Slurp!

Psionic Bionics

Mister Fister

The Perfidious Purrs

Fresh Squeezed

Wild Juice Chase

Wild Goose Chase Bank

Wild Oatmeal

The Juke Joints

The Pop Tarts

Duckface Smashmouth

The Fat Lips

Hyper Hypos

Hypno Hypos

(The) Butcher Babies

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Veggies

Vegan Virgins

Supervan

The Frying Bedpans

Blare Marshalls

Fire Marshalls

Boogie Board Lords

The Skates of Fate

Rollerblade of the Ripper

Triplets of Evil

Twine Twins

Blare Devils

Hots Tough

Snarl

Hulu Hoop

Petty Poop

Heartbreak Kidnappers

Heartbreak Kid Custody Battle

Pandora’s Boxers

Hulu Cthulus

NetFlix Fix

Gallop

Wallop

Moody Judy

Flat Tacks

Shrewd Rude Dudes

Blimey Limeys

The Hack Hole

Primo Vino

Primo Preemies

Professor Demeritus

Pope Demeritus

Unmerited Demerits

Let Out A Mighty Roar

Salt the Earth

Let Out

Jismo Gismo

Holla Amidala

Suit Yourself

Space Pussy

Don Juanson

Makeout Stakeout

A Fistful of Dolores

Liars & Deniers

A Thousand Maximillions

Pregnant Pause

Pregnant Paws

Jenny Talia

Busby Berkeley

Diatribe Vibe

Vibration Station

Lunar Crooners

Croon Loons

The Blame

Fame Flame

The Same Lame Dames

Spice of Vice

Gilded Cage Rage

Planet of the Japes

Electrolysisters

The In-Outers

The Lyin’s

Bad News Bearers

The Laxatives

The Volts

The Lightning Strikes

Heavy-Handed

The Gloomies

The Gloom

Dangerous Dames

Them Femmes Fatales

The Vidders

V-12

Media Blitzen

Media Blitzkrieg

The Hoots

The Rootin’ Tootin’s

Screamy Dreamy

The Bonk & Slice District

Trousseau

Hypertension

The Hemorrhages

The Dog in the Mirror

The Barkies

Imaginary Number Bed

Fries With That

Prince Harming

Oral Arguments

Candy Crush Combat

Hatewatching

Captain Hookup

Sawhorse Clothes Horse

Fame Fatale

Youth Fake

Bo Tox & the Shots

Over Dose & the Hot Shots

The Raspberry Jam

Mugged by Mugsy

Hoodies of Horror

Scabs of the Past

The Finger Pickin’ Scabs

Hillary’s Pillory

Dramarama

Four Flaccid Fellows

No Mean Feet

Save Save The Robots

The Pony Bites

Tinseltown Troubadours

Ready Confetti

Fireworks

The Explosives

Bare Nightmares

Nightmare Men

The Bomb

Boomingdale’s

Detonators

The Banned Wagon

Smooge Scrooge

Fierce Femmes Fatales

The Hoax Folks

Political Correxicon

Monster M*A*S*H

The Lute Brutes

Too Low for Lois

Groovy Juvies

Meat Tooth

Streamers

Dead Beat Dads

Hoo Ha of Hell

Blood on the Breasts (<This was a 1960s British horror cinema censorship no-no.)

Haunted Dolls

Ex Lax Slacks

Spectral Sightings

The Phantasmagoricals

Haunted House Honeys

My High Horse Is a Pony

Magnificently Unhealthy Obsession

Douglas Sirk’s Circus
The Constant Nympho (<Named after the movie The Constant Nymph.)
Good Deed Punishers
Candy Quarter Gram
Anna Graham
CBGB's Babies
CBGB's Kids
Space Cheater
Big Hack Attack
Adrenokodachrome
Gravy from the Grave
Man-Eating Manatees
Trophy Head Case
Bleeping Beauty
Vermeer Veneer
Leitmotif Meatloaf
Side Effects May Include
Canine Cacophony Chorus
The Nudie Blues
The Dickensians
Stringent Strings
Succulent Succubus
Silver Lining Tarnish
Tonka Truck Tummy
Jack Lord Almighty
Acid Jazz Hands
Ouija Wedgie
Mr. Tallhead
Acid Snow
Talksicity
Blight

(I didn’t have time to look all of these up, so my apologies if any of these are already the names of real bands.)