Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Jif Peanut Butter Motorcycle Gang Ad (Joke/Proposed)

An outlaw motorcycle gang, “The Mothers” (who wear black leather motorcycle jackets with a skull with long hair threatening to strike with a rolling pin painted on the backs), push their way like a juggernaut into a grocery store, demanding to know where the peanut butter is. (A store employee says to a customer: “Those are some tough looking mothers!”) So a stock clerk shows them, and they ask what’s the best, and they’re given a jar, which the leader tries and says: “No! Not like this! It’s got to be smooth, like the open road!” So then the clerk hands him a jar of Jif, and he tries it, and says it’s the one for them. Then the announcer says: “Choosy ‘Mothers’ choose Jif!”