CompulSorry is the place to go when you must make a
mandatory apology for something you said that you don’t regret, but you must
make a compulsory apology anyway. It’s one of a number of businesses popping up
to help people make a compulsory apology (or “CompulSorry”, from Compulsory +
Sorry), like Grovel, Inc., ePologies, Mandatory Sorry, Forgive.net, ApoloGuys, The
Contrite Site, The Penitent Tent, eShame, GetRegret, The Sorry Store, Mea Culpa
Co., and many more in this growth industry of forced apologies for the serious
crimes of clumsy word choice, unnecessarily unabridged honesty, failure to keep
up with and memorize the current politically correct banned word dictionary,
etc.
So the next time you put your foot in your mouth and must
provide a mandatory sorry you would rather not have to do yourself, come to the site for all things contrite: CompulSorry!
Our guys will help you apologize.
