Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Coal Coalition Ad?

President Obama doesn’t like the coal industry, but he always wants a coalition. Well, from how it’s spelled, it’s obviously made out of coal. So he’s sending mixed signals! Maybe this is a chance for the coal industry to say that without “coal” there would be no “coalition” possible, and then use the tagline: “Coal: We Put the “Coal” in “Coalition”.

Plus, they could say that all the smoke from the bombs and burning tanks is just as bad for the environment as coal smoke, so he’s a hypocrite. Or they could say: “President Obama likes coal when it works for him in coalitions for foreign lands, so why doesn’t he like it when it helps Americans at home?”