President Obama doesn’t like the coal industry, but he
always wants a coalition. Well, from how it’s spelled, it’s obviously made out
of coal. So he’s sending mixed signals! Maybe this is a chance for the coal
industry to say that without “coal” there would be no “coalition” possible, and
then use the tagline: “Coal: We Put the “Coal” in “Coalition”.
Plus, they could say that all the smoke from the bombs and
burning tanks is just as bad for the environment as coal smoke, so he’s a hypocrite.
Or they could say: “President Obama likes coal when it works for him in coalitions for foreign lands,
so why doesn’t he like it when it helps Americans at home?”
