A Michelle Obama speech about childhood obesity causes the
parents of two little kids to hide the Froot Loops and tell their children they
may not have Froot Loops anymore due to the threat of childhood obesity. (They
hide the Froot Loops in the back of some very high cupboard in the kitchen.)
Oh, but we all know about Forbidden Froot: we only want it that much more
because of the allure of the forbidden. And so the children go to extreme
lengths to get the Froot Loops, building a rickety tower of chairs and end
tables to climb up to the high cabinet, almost falling and killing themselves,
which shows their parents that it’s more dangerous to try to put a prohibition
on Froot Loops than it is just to let their kids have them. And so the kids
live happily ever after, eating the previously Forbidden Froot of Froot Loops.
