In order to educate the public about what HIPAA laws do for
our medical records privacy, we could have a HIPAA mascot, the HIPAA Hippy, and
he’d be super paranoid, because he’s stoned on pot (and because he’s a tin-foil hat conspiracy type), about everyone
wanting to see his medical records, which he is paranoid about people seeing
because of all the drugs he’s taken. But it ’s no problem, because HIPAA protects the privacy of his medical records.