We all know how to kill wicked witches now, thanks to The Wizard of Oz. It just takes a little
water, apparently. (Seems a little too easy to me, but…)
So then future wicked witch hunters will obviously use water
pistols and supersoakers and shoot to kill! Or, maybe they’ll have a car wash
trap, where they pretend to raise money for their school, and then…!
(Kind of easier than the recent movie about witch hunters.
But maybe they just didn’t know how to do it the easy way: losers.)
Wow, it’s really too easy to kill a wicked witch, when you
think about it, isn’t it?
Hey, maybe some bottled water can try to counteract all the
bad press they get from their plastic bottles by claiming that their water is
the best way to kill wicked witches.
