Saturday, September 20, 2014

Wicked Witch Assassins

We all know how to kill wicked witches now, thanks to The Wizard of Oz. It just takes a little water, apparently. (Seems a little too easy to me, but…)

So then future wicked witch hunters will obviously use water pistols and supersoakers and shoot to kill! Or, maybe they’ll have a car wash trap, where they pretend to raise money for their school, and then…!

(Kind of easier than the recent movie about witch hunters. But maybe they just didn’t know how to do it the easy way: losers.)

Wow, it’s really too easy to kill a wicked witch, when you think about it, isn’t it?

Hey, maybe some bottled water can try to counteract all the bad press they get from their plastic bottles by claiming that their water is the best way to kill wicked witches.