A joke ad I wrote for Froot Loops called: “Forbidden Froot”
made me think of this silly idea for a Christian fruit-flavored breakfast
cereal called: “Be Fruitful”. It would be all natural flavors, because surely
science cannot better the natural flavors created by God, and as a result the
cereal would be very healthy and nutritious.
And so the ad would show Adam and Eve eating Be Fruitful
cereal in the Garden of Eden, and the slogan would be: “Eat Be Fruitful and
multiply your nutrition!”
