(This is a joke on the Henrik Ibsen play: Hedda Gabler.)
The return of Hedda Gambler’s husband’s rival, the formerly alcoholic Eilert Lövborg, causes the couple to worry about her husband’s position at the university, so Hedda Gambler persuades Lövborg to go to the casino with them, hoping he’ll fall off the wagon. She miscalculates, however, when Lövborg chooses to gamble rather than drink (Yelp says Chumash has a bar, but they don’t serve drinks on the floor, nor do they allow drinks to leave the bar), but they are all delighted when they all win large amounts of money at the gambling tables. Afterwards, they all have so much fun enjoying the casino’s activities and entertainment, they become fast friends for life. Plus, they’re all so rich from all the money they won gambling, everyone can retire, so there’s no more rivalry. And so they all live happily ever after, thanks to the Chumash Casino. The End.
(Not a very realistic outcome, I know; but then again, everybody always wins in these casino ads, so what the hell.)
