Are you a cantankerous old coot, but you live in an
apartment, so you can’t yell: “You damn kids: get off my lawn!”? Well, now you
can, with the “Get Off My Lawn” doormat! It’s a doormat-sized piece of
Astroturf you place just outside your door, and whenever anyone knocks on your
door or rings your bell, you can shout, nay, scream (It’s been building up, so
why not?): “Get off my lawn!”
Order yours today!
