A woman who is a Miami Dolphins fan carries a big palm tree into her yard and slams it down into the snowy ground. (And then she gets sued by her neighborhood association for having an illegal tree, which she refuses to remove, so she goes to jail. Just kidding. But that’s what would probably happen to anyone who tried this.)
I love this idea of the palm tree being associated with the Miami Dolphins. It would also work great for the Los Angeles NFL team, if we had one, which we don’t, which is ludicrous, as it’s the second largest city in America. (New York City has two teams: can we have one? And yes, we’ll even take the Jets. We just want a football team of our own.)
I also like the idea of the massive force and such, even though it has the huge downside of giving the impression that football fans trash everything and are undesirable neighbors.
Here’s the frozen tropical spot:
