Match.com "The Matrix" Ad (Joke/Proposed)

Morpheus is seeking 'The One', so he goes to Match.com, and he finds and meets Keanu Reeves, and then we see Keanu Reeves mastering Kung Fu, and then he does all the amazing stuff against Agent Smith at the end of The Matrix, and we see Morpheus say: "He is 'The One'!" And then the announcer says: "Match.com will help you find 'The One'."