We see an emergency meeting of the Democratic National
Committee in the wake of the Wikileaks email dump that proved the DNC is
corrupt to the core and tried to rig the primary election. Someone says: “After
the exposure of all this corruption, we’re going to have to replace the DNC
Chair.” Then someone else says: “Oh, I don’t know. Let’s just use some Armor
All on it. That should get rid of any corruption.” And someone else says: “No,
she means we have to fire Debbie Wasserman Schultz.” And the person who
recommended using Armor All says: “Oh. Sorry. I thought you meant the chair
itself was rotten. I already knew Debbie Wasserman Schultz was.” And still
someone else says: “Yes, everyone here knew that, but now everybody knows it. So we have to force her to resign.” Then the
announcer says: “Armor All: We can’t help reform people, but we can stop
corruption in inanimate objects like actual chairs.” Then someone else in the
group says: “What are we going to do about Hillary: She’s even worse than
Debbie!” And someone else tries to shush her just in case the office is bugged by the Russians.
