Monday, July 25, 2016

Armor All DNC Chair Joke Ad

We see an emergency meeting of the Democratic National Committee in the wake of the Wikileaks email dump that proved the DNC is corrupt to the core and tried to rig the primary election. Someone says: “After the exposure of all this corruption, we’re going to have to replace the DNC Chair.” Then someone else says: “Oh, I don’t know. Let’s just use some Armor All on it. That should get rid of any corruption.” And someone else says: “No, she means we have to fire Debbie Wasserman Schultz.” And the person who recommended using Armor All says: “Oh. Sorry. I thought you meant the chair itself was rotten. I already knew Debbie Wasserman Schultz was.” And still someone else says: “Yes, everyone here knew that, but now everybody knows it. So we have to force her to resign.” Then the announcer says: “Armor All: We can’t help reform people, but we can stop corruption in inanimate objects like actual chairs.” Then someone else in the group says: “What are we going to do about Hillary: She’s even worse than Debbie!” And someone else tries to shush her just in case the office is bugged by the Russians.