Now that the Most Interesting Man in the World has blasted off into space, I think Dos Equis should start a new campaign where the Most Interesting Man in the World is the captain of a starship like Captain Kirk from Star Trek, and as the newly crowned Most Interesting Man in the Universe, he flies around the universe, turning alien species on to the great refreshing taste of Dos Equis beer, the best beer in the universe, and the beer that brought peace and harmony throughout all planets in the universe. Hostile aliens our hero meets who wanted to destroy Earth have to resign themselves to say: “We cannot destroy a planet that makes such a wonderful beer as Dos Equis.”
(You may have thought that the Most Interesting Man in the World blasted off into space because it was the only place he could go to stop himself from his lifestyle of constant double-fisted drinking, but you’d have been wrong, for he really blasted off into space to bring Dos Equis to all the life forms across the universe!)
