Saturday, July 23, 2016
Swiss Army Bomb
The deadly Swiss Army Bomb is a bomb that contains all of the different things that you’d find in a Swiss Army Knife: a mini saw, a spoon, a fork, a knife, a fingernail clipper, a fingernail file, a bottle opener, a corkscrew, a toothpick, a mini magnifying glass, a flathead screwdriver, a Phillips head screwdriver, an ice pick, a mini hammer, etc. And when the bomb is exploded, it sends all of these things flying out in all directions, causing massive destruction, casualties, and tissue damage.
The Swiss Army Bomb is the sole reason Switzerland has been able to remain neutral in World Wars. Everyone is so scared of it, they even allow Switzerland to get away with shady banking practices and have done for decades.
Posted by Greg Medernach at 5:54 PM