Hair Club for Men Bald Like Me Ad (Proposed)

A man wakes up one morning to find that he is bald, and this has the unexpected effect of also making him seemingly invisible to women. All of a sudden women act as if they cannot see him; it’s like he doesn’t exist at all to them. And other men barely notice him. So concerned, the man goes to the Hair Club for Men. They see him just fine, and they say they understand his experience, for they’ve all been through it before themselves. So a doctor goes over the man’s options with him, and through one of their treatments, he manages to get a normal head of hair again. And once he has hair again, all of a sudden women notice him again! It’s like he’s been brought back from the dead, but without that pesky hunger for brains.