Friday, July 29, 2016

Men’s Wearhouse Tie Sale Ad (Proposed)

It’s the Men’s Wearhouse “Fit To Be Tied” Sale! All of our wonderful ties are beautiful and absolutely fit to be tied! And you’ll be fit to be tied when you see all these beautiful ties at such great prices!

Also, they could have some tame bondage scenes a-la 50 Shades of Grey, where some young man ties a young woman’s hands to the arms of a chair, or she ties his hands to the bedposts, with his beautiful silk ties from Men’s Wearhouse. And, of course, she’s wearing a man’s button-front shirt (also from Men’s Wearhouse) as a nightgown. They probably wouldn’t do that in an ad, but they totally could, and I’ll bet it would make some waves, make people remember it, and most importantly, sell some more of their ties.